Losers - People famous for bad reasons

LOSERS

Alec Baldwin - Wife beating college dropout tells his 12 year old daughter "You are a rude, thoughtless little pig."	Hank Johnson - D-GA thought if the Army stationed 2,000 troops on Guam the island would tip over.
Bill Maher - I’m just saying if he (VP Cheny) did die, other people, more people would live	Jimmy Carter - Gramma, we told you not to let Jimmy out of the attic. Now look at him. Poor Jimmy
Kofi "Oil-For-Food" Annan - Without question the most incompetent UN Sec Gen ever. King of corruption and dumb as a rock.	Betty Williams - Nobel Peace Prize winner proudly preaching to school children "I would love to kill George Bush."
Belinda "Bubba's Blonde" Stronach - Canadian PM wannabe relishing her illicit liaison with Hillary's husband	Kim Jong Il - Dwarf-like Pot-bellied, dog eating, dictator of North Korea threatening the world with missiles that don't work
John Murtha (D) - The Army is broken, worn out, we cannot win, our soldiers murder women and children in cold blood	Michael Berg - Has traded in Nick's head for votes I forgive al-Zarqawi because it's Bush's fault
"Baghdad Mike" Chertoff - Reveals Minutemen locations to Mexico to assist illegal invasion and drug smugglers	Prez Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Diminutive "Mighty Mouth" lunatic loving to play tough - "Pull my finger"
Cindy Sheehan - Shown here with Hugo Chavez, will do anything to get her picture published	Russell Feingold - Tried to censure the president for fighting terrorism is called "Traitor" by his own party leader
Barry Bonds - Baseball cheater who doped his way into the record books - bigger and stronger at 40 than 28	Calypso Louie Farrakhan - muslim preacher preaching "America must burn"
John "RINO" McCain - Presidential wannabe, eager to reward law breaking illegal alien criminals with amnesty	Alec Baldwin - Wife beating college drop-out liar wants to kill Henry Hyde's wife and children calls Dick Cheney a terrorist
President G. W. Bush - It's good that muslims are in charge of our shipping ports - trust them, they love peace	"Baghdad Mike" Chertoff - It's good that muslims are in charge of our shipping ports - trust them, they love peace
Al Gore - Democrat - Panders to muslims apologizing because after they attacked us we were "inconsiderate" to muslims	Vicente Fox - Tinhorn president of a banana republic that must send its citizens to the USA for food, medicine and money
"Baghdad Mike" Chertoff - There are no Mexican soldiers crossing our borders, never, all lies, we have them surrounded	Louis Farrakhan - "Calypso Louie" - still waiting for the Mother ship to return for him
Harry Belafonte - America hating one-hit-wonder still bananas after his "hit" 48 years ago	Cindy Sheehan - Heartbroken mother turned liar and camera and media hog.
Helen Thomas - "If Dick Cheney runs for president, I'll kill myself." She still thinks someone cares	Kim Jong Il - Maniacal midget (5'1") dictator of North Korea who can't get anyone to talk to him
Dick Durbin - Proclaims USA soldiers are worse than the Soviet Gulag, Nazis and Pol Pot	Martha Stewart - Celebrity justice loser sees jail - OJ, Kobe Bryant, Robert Blake, Michael Jackson all walk
Barbara Boxer - Bitter, bitter old hag who is against everything but for nothing	John Kerry - Presidential wannabe who kept his grade point average secret
John "RINO" McCain - Presidential wannabe relates to the rooster who thinks his crowing brings the dawn	John Kerry - Presidential wannabe won three purple hearts without losing a drop of blood
Jacques Chirac, funny president of the funniest country with the language police	Ted Turner, lost his job, his wife, his ratings, his CNN, his relevance and his mind, but HE won the Cold War
Dan Rather, totally confused CBS talking head with his reputation in shambles	Howard Dean, won the hearts of Democrats then lost it all with just one shriek
Michael Jackson, three times acquitted of child abuse, "I look into the face of children and see God"	All muslim children being taught to hate instead of how to play
Sandra Keller, aka Sultaana Freeman, convicted child beating muslim convert who sued Florida over her drivers license picture
Jesse Jackson, shake down artist who lost his black leadership position to Al Sharpton	Bill Clinton, impeached, convicted perjurer, "I did not have sex with that woman"
Al "no controlling legal authority" Gore, inventor of the internet, who still thinks he won the election	Saddam Hussein, mother of all dictators and Iraqi president for life
Kobe Bryant, on top of the world but thought sex was better	Monica Lewinsky, her name will live forever
Gray Davis, humiliated and recalled governor of California	O. J. Simpson, doomed to spend the rest of his days searching for the "real" killer
Chelsea Clinton - It's not really her fault, she didn't get to pick her parents	Mike Tyson, wife beating rapist turned cannibal
Robert Blake, he was convinced his life would be better without wife Bonnie	Hanoi Jane Fonda - American traitor dumped by Ted Turner and now trying to resurrect her career