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FUNNY SIGNS
SEEN ON:
A septic tank truck - "We're number 1 in the number 2 business" A propane pump - "Tank heaven for little grills" A gynecologist's door - "Dr. Jones at your cervix" A plumber's truck - "Don't sleep with a drip. Call a plumber" A plumber's truck - "We repair what your husband fixed" An electrician's truck - "Let us fix your shorts" A Jacksonville highway - "Caution - water on road during rain" A golf course - "Any person (except players) caught collecting golfballs on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed A car wash - "For the best hand job in town" A photgraphy studio - "Have the kids shot" A piano/organ store - "Come in and play with our organs" A beauty salon - "Curl up and dye" A motel - "Highly recommeded by owner" A country store - "We buy junk and sell antiques" A clothing store - "Men's wool suits - $100 - they won't last an hour" A jewelry store - "Ears pierced while you wait" A tatoo shop = "Tatoos while you wait" A laundry store - "Drop your trousers here" A hospital delivery room door - "Push Push Push" A veterinarian's wall - "Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" A cafe - "Come in and get fed up" A radiator repair shop - "Great place to take a leak" A proctologist's door - "To expedite your visit - please back in" A car dealer - "Best way to get back on your feet - Miss a payment" A optometrist's wall - "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place" A funeral home - "Drive carefully - We'll wait" A muffler shop - "No appointment necessary - We hear you coming" A podiatrist's wall - "Time wounds all heels" |
Nation Visitors Since March 8, 2013