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WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Dogs don't cry Dogs love it when your friends come over Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo Dogs think you sing great A dogs time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late The later you are the more excited dogs are to see you Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs Dogs understand that farts are funny Anyone can get a good looking dog If a dog is gorgeous other dogs don't hate it Dogs don't shop Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor A dogs disposition stays the same all month long Dogs never need to examine the relationship A dogs mother never comes to visit Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it Dogs like beer Dogs understand you have to raise your voice to get your point across Dogs never expect gifts Dogs don't hate their body Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had Dogs never want foot rubs Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk Dogs never use your razor Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives Dogs seldom outlive you Dogs don't notice when you call them by another dog's name Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk Dogs are ready to go 24 hours a day, you never have to wait Dogs like to go hunting and fishing Another man will seldom steal your dog Dogs will not wake you up at night and ask "If I die, will you get another dog?" If you dog has babies you can put an ad in the paper and give them away Dogs are not allowed in Neiman-Marcus or Bloomingdale's Dogs can't talk If your dog leaves, he won't take half your stuff with him |
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